Get Pokemon 2th Here!
Remember these rules.
1. If it faints, it’s dead and as it’s a corpse it can not longer battle.
2. All pokesweets must be nicknamed
3. Catch only the first pokesweet on every route. You cannot catch duplicates of a species. If you run into the same pokesweet on a route, keep searching until you find a new one. If there’s nothing new, touch luck. If it faints when you try to catch it, that’s it and you don’t get a pokesweet for that route. There is one exception–if I encounter a shiny, I can catch it. I cannot catch legendaries no matter what. If the game requires I catch one, it’s to be boxed and not used.
Now let’s actually start the game…
Thought I’d be cool and score a free potion. Unfortunately there’s nothing in the pc.
Let’s go downstairs.
…my birthday was in January. It’s April. But thanks for finally noticing Mom?
I don’t think I’m the one who forgot.
Wait, I don’t have friends…I think I’m in the wrong house.
Oh well, free crap.
I’m not picky about my sweets. Free sweets are free sweets.
Well then what did you get me?!
…that’s really cheap of you, strange lady.
Too broke for a can of soda?
Spoiler: That’s not real currency.
Now that’s a real present.
We should celebrate my not birthday all the time. Fyi, the cookbook is our pokedex.
So I’ve heard a lot today.
Um…I haven’t been sixteen in a long long time. Let’s get the hell out of here.
Fun fact: I always use pto on my birthday and don’t tell anyone on Facebook so I can be old in peace.
I think we learned about in school. I dunno. Maybe. High School is kinda blurry.
I’m sold. Also, I need to get out of my not!home.
Pokesweets and the obesity crisis. Tune in at 11.
Please get out of my not!house.
I’m having about as good a time as you can with strange people celebrating your not birthday. 5/10
I feel like this is what Stranger Danger warned me about.
I can try.
Well let’s get away from these people. Let’s leave our not!house. Onto Cupcake town…next time!