“Ok, you just made it! Let’s take a look at that passport first.”
“Whew, nice photo,” he says sarcastically.
“To be fair, he never looks good.”
Now let’s see if your ticket is in order…
Regaining his composure, he continues, “your cabin will be on Deck F, cabin number 1. That’ll be all the way below decks, and to the rear. This will give you an excellent opportunity to hear all the subtle inflections of our diesels.”
In other words, it sucks. And cut scene time!
And then on the other side of the door…
“Well, well, well;what have we here?”
“Why, I do believe it’s that darling young man that my daughter won on TV!”
(Good lord! She’s Bachelorette Barbara’s mother!)
(Mind starts envisioning paradise lost)
“I hope you don’t mind: I convinced the purser that it was in his best interests to assign us to adjoining cabins! I’m sure I can make your voyage enjoyable!”
“I really want to get to ‘know’ you (if you get my drift). After I saw you win that Lottery show, I thought you were just about the cutest thing I’d ever seen.”
I wonder why it is necessary for me to learn this.
Let’s see what happens when we get close to Mama!
However, we do need something from Mama’s room. After meeting Mama, Larry can go to his room, leave his room, reenter his room, and then reenter Mama’s room. She won’t be there. Larry needs to be quick though. Mama can come back at any time.