(I’m poking fun at Nerve.com’s column where they ask for sex advice from random people…although a lot of people are goofy on the actual site, so mine may not not read all the different. Read the actual column at Nerve.com under Sex Advice from…)
Why date an anime blogger?
What has being an anime blogger taught you about dating?
Love isn’t like the movies, or anime. I love anime, but it’s very unrealistic for the most part. That’s part of the fun, actually. Keep your love life and work life separate, i.e. don’t blog with someone you’re in love with unless you’re really committed to each other. Most importantly, no matter how crappy things get dating wise, and there will also be an episode of the anime I’m watching to see next week, life will go on, and things will get better.
How Do I Pick Up an Anime Blogger?
Well, the challenge here is you have to not come off as the typical internet perv/creeper. Honestly, be friends first and foremost, and see if things develop from there. Start off by talking on their blog, then follow them on twitter, and take it super slow. Some anime bloggers are very impersonal, and establishing communication will be impossible. Also, be prepared for a long distance relationship. Anime blogging is a very global hobby…the chances of your crush living near you isn’t almost nix unless you live in Ohio. If you haven’t gotten the idea right now, anime bloggers aren’t who you hit up for one night stands.
My boyfriend tries to video chat with me at work and gets annoyed when I ignore him. I’m not trying to be an asshole, I’m just busy. How can tell him that without offending him?
Or you know, do the professional thing, don’t get on video chat at work, and explain to him that you’re unavailable at work. Proceed to use the time you’re not spending paying attention to him to blog.
My girlfriend tells me that watching online porn is cheating, so I pretended to stop looking. I hate having to lie, but I don’t want to stop. How can I make her stop taking online porn so seriously?
I just found out the girl I’m seeing has a five-year old. It’s the kid’s kindergarten graduation this weekend and I’ve been invited to come. I really like this girl, but I’m scared shitless. Can I politely decline?
My new boyfriend recently asked me to share my email password. When I told him I didn’t think it was necessary, he said I either don’t trust him or I’m trying to hide something. It’s neither of those reasons! What should I do? Is it normal for couples to share passwords?
When I’m single, I indulge in the occasional one-night stand. Recently however, I’ve begun to think that I’m “an easy lay,” and it makes guys uninterested in dating me. Do I need to stop having casual sex in order to find a relationship?
They’re just mad you’re not a virgin–don’t worry about guys like them. They’re closeted otaku that like to destroy all their possessions over strange injustices. They may be posting creepy pictures of destroying everything you ever stared in, but they’d never have left the house to meet you in person in the first place.
When my boyfriend gets drunk, he likes to flirt — with other men. But he’s straight the rest of time. What’s going on?
Even when a producer decides what the main couple of a series will be, he’ll throw in teasers for other “ships” (other couples) to make all the fans watching happy, even if their couple doesn’t hook up.
Last night, my girlfriend of five years suggested that we stop using condoms because it “feels better.” I agreed, but I’m totally freaked that she might get pregnant. I’m also worried that she secretly wants to get pregnant. What should I do?
No need to beat around the bush, or course it feels better! There is no longer a layer of plastic between you and vagina! However, yes, unprotected sex might result in pregnancy. If you’re really desperate to make things “feel better” but want to make sure that there will be no baby, dump the girl and invest in an onacup.
I went out with this girl a few times, and things didn’t click. After our third date, I stopped calling. Since then, she’s been leaving rude posts on my Facebook wall every few weeks. Should I ignore her, or do you think this is a more serious issue?
I caught my girlfriend watching a guy-on-guy porn. Should I talk to her about this or just pretend that nothing happened?
My boyfriend loves giving oral sex, but it makes me really self-conscious. Are there ways to chill out or should I just forget about it all together?
Chibi-fi his penis! In your mind, rename it P-chan, give it huge bubbly eyes and a big smile, and pretend it compliments you and cheers you. P-chan wants you to know you’re doing an A+ job. You make make P-chan so happy!
I’m dating several girls right now, all pretty casually. Do I have to tell each other them about the others, or can I wait until we have “the talk?”