Paying for college sucks. Why don’t I just beg?

College is coming up in a few months, and it’s not going to cheap. While I’ll have help from my parents, I’ll have to also to see about getting a job on campus and working hard to help make ends meet…

Wait, do I really have to do that? This guy is asking random strangers on the internet to help pay for his luxury townhouse. At the same time, he’s having a $12K wedding. Heck, if people will donate to someone that selfish…

Oh man, this is a brilliant solution to my problem! Instead of working hard as well as saving and managing my money, I can just ask people to donate a single dollar of their hard earned money so I don’t have to lift a finger. I’ll even get my mom off my back. This is so awesome!

I just really don’t wanna work hard to make my American Dream come true, and can help me with that. Just $1 guys! You won’t miss it! So what do you say? You know you want to. If you do, find more info here or here. Feel comforted to know that the money is going somewhere worthwhile! Nothing is better then helping a 18 year old stay lazy.

Yeah, if you actually checked out the link, I was kidding. Seriously, what is wrong with some people.

LJ’s take on it in: The Question Club


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One response to “Paying for college sucks. Why don’t I just beg?

  1. RP

    Lol, paying for everything sucks

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